All 4 game Reviews

Drink Beer, Neglect Family Drink Beer, Neglect Family

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is so enjoyably addicting and hilarious. XD

The layout is great, meaning that whenever I get a beer effect, there's still a way to work around to the beer without touching the portraits. I also love the graphics, very neat. Overall, I highly recommend it! :D

What makes the game more hilarious is that the consequences become more severe, yet you, the player, are ironally supposed to get the beer without falling through the bottom bridges or touching the portraits. Excellent irony. XD

(P.S. My highscore so far is 25. Moira killed herself, Lara is addicted to heroin, and Walcott contracted HIV. XD)

esayitch responds:

Thanks a bunch for your kind words, I'm glad you enjoyed it :D The "story" ends at the 27th beer and above (no more different endings and so), so you are very close xD

MLP: Dating SiM MLP: Dating SiM

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit, that ending. XD Love it.

M.S.A.2.: RainbowRound! M.S.A.2.: RainbowRound!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A huge improvement with the sequel after the first game.

First off, I love the addition of a free play mode. It's nice to skip ahead to the hentai scenes whenever I feel like to.
Nothing against the story mode. In fact I found the story mode to be really fun as well. I like the addtions of Pinkie Pie, Twilight, and Applejack as part of the supporting cast including Fluttershy from the first game. It doesn't bother me very much that Rarity isn't included. The humor is really good too.

Another big improvement is the visual look for the controls for the hentai scenes. It looks very neat and big enough to read. I also like that there's more interactions and options, including some that weren't in the first game.

The animation is very smooth too. It really looks like Dashie and Lance are interacting. XD Another good thing is how the orange background compliments Dashie's colorful appearance.

It's overall a very, well made flash game. A lot of hard work and effort was put into it, and is one of the best I've ever seen on Newgrounds. I highly recommend it to anyone who loves well-made hentai games! ^_^

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Flappy Bird Flash Flappy Bird Flash

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's not that bad (at least for me). Better than paying for a smartphone with the game for a ridiculous price. I have never played this game on a smartphone before, and haven't heard of it until a friend of mine told me the creator was taking it down.

Yes, the game can be frustrating, yet it's so damn addicting. XD I have my own strategy on how to avoid hitting the pipes. It's hard to explain, but I do this by not clicking more than once when between them and stay close to a ground pipe, but not too close to lose, and judge my distance.

Flappy bird wasn't the first game I've ever played that's ever fallen under the avoid gamplay genre with something built like this, and for me, it's not that different from earlier games like this I've played.

Are the graphics and sound a rip-off of the Mario games (most notably the pipes)? Yeah, but then again, I don't really care that much. After each crash though, I notice that the sound audio glitches everytime you lose. Whenever the sound effect for flying plays and after you die the first time and play again, it overlaps and so on, thus making it rather unpleasantly and noticably louder and louder. The submit button doesn't really any purpose too.

Overall, however, it's a nice, online version of the infamous game. Sure, it may have it's problems, but it's well-made, and although the original, smartphone version is gone, we can at least have this. :)

P.S. My highest score (currently) is a 28 (minimum to get a silver medal is 20).

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